no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
Randomize
