how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
can u get pink eye on your cock?
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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