So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
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