dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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