Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
