is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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