last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
Randomize
