dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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