Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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