If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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