and you said cock pushups were impossible
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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