I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
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I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
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please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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