Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
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Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
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I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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