I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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