I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
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just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
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A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Will exercising make me less horny?
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