it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
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A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
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I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize