then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
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I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
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So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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