What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Randomize
