he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
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So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
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The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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