She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
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Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
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IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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