i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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