oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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