K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
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