Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
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No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
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I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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