my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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