I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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