YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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