I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
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i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
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Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
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