like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
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