dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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