if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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