Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I could fuck to npr.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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