How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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