Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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