ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I just found puke in my bra..
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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