I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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