you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
