he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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