Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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