That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
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how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
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Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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