i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
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i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
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No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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