Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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