I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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