I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
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It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
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We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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