Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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