Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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