Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
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Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
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There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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