I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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