i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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