Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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