Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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