Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
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party gras won. party gras always wins.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
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And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
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