I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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