i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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