great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
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i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
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I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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