do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Randomize