Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
