Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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