took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
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I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
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You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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